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Sunday is St Patrick's Day

RobertARobertA Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2020 in Cancer Coffee Break

My wife Mary is Irish from both sides of the family and we cannot let the day pass without a little story.

  • Mary says to Paddy 'if you were stranded on a desert island who would you like most to be with you?”
  • “My uncle Mick” replies Paddy.
  • “What’s so special about him?” asks Mary.
  • “He’s got a boat,” says Paddy

@Lesley has one too, and her jokes are funnier. 🚤

Ha Ha . It's the way I tell 'em☘️☘️☘️

Rob x


  • jacksprat_x1jacksprat_x1 Posts: 320 ✭✭✭✭


    Top of the morning to you both! Happy St Patrick’s day! 🍀

    Lv Jackie x

  • SunshinedaffSunshinedaff Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good morning all!

    Haha, I love Mary's little story! Irish wit! Wonderful!

    Enjoy your day, I love seeing your photos Rob!

    Lou xx

  • SunshinedaffSunshinedaff Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Lesley ,

    Waiting to hear yours! ...just sayin' ...


    Lou x

  • LesleyLesley Posts: 155 ✭✭✭

    I Love the photo! I haven't got any clean jokes! I would have to sit on the naughty step all day if you heard mine!🤣 Happy St Patrick's day to you all too!🍀Xx

  • SunshinedaffSunshinedaff Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hahahaha Lesley!!! 😂😂😂

    I just heard one now....

    A police officer radios in to control...

    I've got a strange case here. A woman has just shot her husband for walking on the floor she just washed.

    Control: Have you arrested her yet?

    Officer: No, I haven't, the floors still wet!!

    That made me laugh anyway!!


  • RobertARobertA Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ha ha ha x

  • RobertARobertA Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Hey Lou

    I was out with Geoff today and stepped onto a wet floor when I got home. Luckily, Mary doesn’t have a gun. Haha. BTW, she didn’t think it was funny☹️

    Rob x

  • SunshinedaffSunshinedaff Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Hi Rob,

    Hahahaha, oops!😂Did Mary chase you out with the mop?

    Oh dear! hahaha🤣

    Lou x

  • RobertARobertA Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2019


    Hi Lou Here we go. I’m the mouse of course. Haha x


  • SunshinedaffSunshinedaff Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭✭✭



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